Show your character with clothing, posters, and doodads galore featuring your favorite Doctor Noize characters.  Check out the full line of personalized Doctor Noize items for your whole family, classroom or band at our CafePress store.

I think everyone should have a Sidney The Beak T-Shirt.

Doctor Noize’s Daughter Sidney

(who is totally unbiased on the subject...)
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Seriously, Doctor Noize clothing and merchandise items are waaaaay cool.  With designs representing each member of The International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses, you’re bound to find the one that best reflects your personality.  Got songs in your system?  Buy a Riley The Robot shirt.  A bit of a cowboy?  Buy Lenny Long Tail's “I like both kinds... country and Western'” Shirt.

Doctor Noize has partnered with CafePress to create a personalized Doctor Noize Store for all these awesome doohickies.  Get a poster!  Or a clock.  Or a calendar.  Or a cozy sweatshirt.  Or a puzzle, mug, calendar, bib, electronic device case, pillowcase... and more! All sizes — from little babies to Big Daddios — are provided for, and all shirts say “I’m With The Band” on the back.  Join The Band!

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Go Deeper...

  • Full Band Clothing & Merchandise
  • Phineas McBoof Clothing & Merchandise
  • Backbone The Octopus Clothing & Merchandise
  • Bottomus The Hip Popotamus Clothing & Merchandise
  • Buy, Book & Support the Doc's Recordings, Books & More!

Show ’em your character.  And show ’em you’re in The International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses.

Doctor Noize

CEO, Creative Director & Performing Artist of Doctor Noize Inc.

Now that you've got your gear... wear it to a Show!  The Doc often invites Noizemakers wearing their character up onstage with him...

Upcoming Shows

Date City Venue
Friday 06/12/26 Eaton, CO Town of Eaton Beats & Eats
Time: 5:00pm. The Town of Eaton is putting on their first annual outdoor summer concert series with live music around downtown! The downtown pedestrian plaza is the kids zone, Little Beats. the library bookmobile with kids games and crafts will be at the show, which goes from 5-7 PM!
Tuesday 07/14/26 Lone Tree, CO Reach Studios
For Disability Pride Month, Doctor Noize releases his fourth new Single Video from his “Positive Energy! (The Music Of Doctor Noize)” album. “Some People See, But I Don’t” features the Doc’s wife Janette Cullinan, the voice of Backbone The Octopus on the Doctor Noize recordings, who is also a blind former executive of a Fortune 5 American company. The song’s a party inspiring all to understand that anything is possible with playful positive energy and willpower.
Monday 07/20/26 - Friday 07/24/26 WY Wyoming Tour Venues
The Doc returns to Wyoming for 15 shows in 5 days… more info coming!
Monday 07/27/26 - Friday 08/07/26 Stanford, CA Stanford Recording Arts Workshop
For the fifth year in a row, Doctor Noize will run and teach the 2-week Stanford Recording Arts Workshop at Stanford University. Students range from college professors to high school students. Visit the Doc’s alter ego Cory Cullinan’s website at corycullinan.com for more info!
Wednesday 07/29/26 San Jose, CA Children’s Discovery Museum of San Jose
Time: 11:00am. The Doc returns to Woz Way under the big beautiful rubber ducky.
Tuesday 09/15/26 Lone Tree, CO Reach Studios
The final Single & Video surrounding the retrospective album “Positive Energy! (The Music Of Doctor Noize)” is this buoyant track introducing newcomers to the worlds of the orchestra and musical theatre. Featuring the Doc, Grammy-winning mezzo-soprano Isabel Leonard, Grammy-winning baritone Nathan Gunn, Conductor Kyle Pickett, and the City Of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra.

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