Sidney The Beak

Sidney The Beak

• Instrument:
  Rapping
• Special Skillz:
  Flapping, attitude
• Hey You!
  Whatch you lookin’ at?

Sidney The Beak wants you to get one thing straight: She does not sing. All that twirpin’ and tweetin’ and cutesy pootsy stuff — she leaves that to the other songbirds. There are plenty of other swell cartoon bird sidekicks who’ll take care of that sort of sugar for ya, and you’re certainly welcome to look ’em up. Sidney prefers to keep it real for y’all by rhymin’ and rappin’ straight from her heart and her little bird brain (sorry, Sidney, couldn’t resist).

Sidney is the world’s only known flying rapper, which allows her to perform her beat poetry in a fast paced three dimensional spectrum unavailable to other rappers. A rugged individualist and social skeptic, it took Phineas quite a while to convince Sidney to join the band. But eventually she agreed, and underneath that tough and tiny exterior is a heart as gold as her feathers — once she’s accepted you into her inner circle, there’s nothing she wouldn’t do for you. She doesn’t want you to know that, but it’s true.

You’ll be more extensively introduced to Sidney in the book and album The Return Of Phineas McBoof (2009).

Click here to send Sidney The Beak a message in the Forum. She usually responds within 24 hours, unless she’s teaching a poetry seminar or generally rebelling against her band responsibilities. Don’t be surprised if her response is in rhyme.

Nothing says you fly to your own beat like a Sidney The Beak T-Shirt. Click here for cool Sidney The Beak stuff to wear and use.