Now Playing: "Bottomus The Hip Popotamus"

  • Instrument:
  • Bass, voice
  • Special Skillz:
  • Surfing, lady wooing
  • Favorite Food:
  • Whatever’s on the plate, baby…

Bottomus The Hip Popotamus is the most booty shakin’ hippo you will ever meet. He epitomizes the adjective groovy. Needless to say, Bottomus is quite popular with the ladies, and the ladies are quite popular with him. He plays both upright acoustic bass and electric bass guitar, and he has a booming bass/baritone voice. Thus, both vocally and instrumentally, Bottomus projects the lower registers in a way that will make you feel the love.
 
Bottomus rarely met a meal he didn’t like. His vacations are frequently spent at the world’s great food destinations, such as the famed Shimmering Yellow Fields Of Mac ‘n’ Cheese in Kraft, Karolina or the Sinful City Made Of Milk Chocolate in Wonka, Willy-Nilly-Land.
 
Wanna be Bottomus’ #1 Fan at a concert? Throw him a big chunk o’ cornbread onstage in between sets. He’ll be your buddy for life.
 
Click here to send Bottomus The Hip Popotamus a message in the Forum. He usually responds within 24 hours, although he occasionally eats so much that he can’t get up for a few days.
 
Nothin’ says “You’ll Dig My Groove, Sugar” like a Bottomus The Hip Popotamus T-Shirt. Click here for cool Bottomus The Hip Popotamus stuff to wear and use.