Doctor Noize

Doctor Noize

• Instrument: Voice, guitar, keyboard, saxophone, percussion
• Special Skillz: Writing, wearing clothes, bandleading/zookeeping
• Favorite Pastime: Harmonizing with Phineas

The life and times of Doctor Noize before he joined The International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses is shrouded in mystery. Some say he was an inspiringly successful high school music teacher. Some say he was a pretentiously unsuccessful children’s musician named Cory (The Environmentally Aware ‘n’ Socially Sensitive Children’s Poet Of Song). Still others say he starred in several popular albeit critically ridiculed television programs under the stage name of David Hasselhoff (this last theory has been largely discredited).

In short, everybuddy seems to have their own backstory on this guy. Yet only one thing about Doctor Noize‘s identity is certain: He is the only member of The International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses who could not survive for a week on his own in the wild. And he was hand picked by the great Phineas McBoof to be his successor, carrying on and leading the band to new songs, concerts and adventures. How, exactly, did this come to be? Patience, friends…

All will be revealed soon enough, in the book and album The Return Of Phineas McBoof (2010).

Click here to send Doctor Noize a message in the Forum. He usually responds within 24 hours — unless he’s playing that rare concert which lasts for over 24 hours in a row — and loves talking to fans, whom he gratefully calls The Noizemakers.

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