Phineas McBoof

Phineas McBoof‘s life story is already known by a majority of the world’s population. So we’ll just stick with the basics…

He was born and raised by monkeys on the Island Of Thelonious, where it need not be said he became the island’s biggest star. Soon after becoming so popular that he could no longer hear himself over the screaming fans at his concerts, Phineas left his island and his former bandmates John Lemur, Curious George Hairyson and Sing Go Far, setting out to travel the world and form a new band, Phineas McBoof And His International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses.

Phineas plays a variety of instruments, including guitar, keyboard, percussion, kazoo, and many specialty instruments indigenous to Thelonious, including Mongonut Bongos and Bowed Bananas. Additionally, Phineas is a master chef of banana delicacies, creating new and unique dishes featuring all forms of the great banana, including the Common Yellow Banana, the Ridiculously Ripe Green Bananas Of Melamango, and the Pink Flaming Bananas Of Mars.

Nobody knows where Phineas is at the moment. This is often the case. But there are rumors that he’s conducting his own symphonies with an amazing orchestra on an obscure island…

Click here to send Phineas McBoof a message in the Forum. He usually checks his email every day during his travels, although he has been known to go offline for long periods when the fan mail just overwhelms him. Please note that it is unlikely Phineas will divulge his exact whereabouts.

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