American Shows, German Noizemakers & Funky Sea Creatures

It’s the September Noizeletter! It’s football season, where men can be men and do things that necessitate hip replacements in 20 years. The Top Five Noizy Thingz…

1) Reunion Show!

I’m really excited about a show next month in my California hometown on the morning of my 10th high school reunion. Oh wait, I mean my 15th. Hold on a second — it looks like it’s my 20th. Noizemakers, that means this is my last high school reunion that won’t be attended primarily by old people. (That’s right, you heard me, fortysomethings — don’t go whining to me in letters, it is what it is and you wear it well.) So I’m gonna party it up that day. I have already heard from a lot of people from my past who will be in town and attending this show. We’ve sold out the Bus Barn Theater in Los Altos every time I’ve played it, so get your tickets online early and often here.

2) Noizemakers Of The Month!

Lauren and Henry Anderson of Eugene, Oregon are September’s Noizemakers Of The Month! They’ve been super cool Doctor Noize fans since even before the national release of “The Ballad Of Phineas McBoof,” back when they (and I) lived in the San Francisco Bay Area. So I was really excited to receive a package in the mail from them with photocopies of the stories they created with the Doctor Noize Learning Adventure #1. Here’s to Henry and his new member of the International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses, Stiggly The Gray Crab! And thanks to Lauren for her new character, Belle The White Seal Pup! Ten bucks to the first kid who sends me a story about Booger The Snotty Green Rottweiler.

3) Phineas Joins The Bundesliga!

A Noizemaker emailed and brought Doctor Noize’s German Amazon page to my attention. Ausgezeichnet! If they love it in Germany, it’s gotta be good, because The Hoff (February 2008’s Noizemaker Of The Month) is huge in Germany. I have even received a wonderfully astute album review from a German Noizemaker, which you can find by searching for the word “German” on the Buzz page.

4) Other Website Pages You’ve Never Visited…

And speaking of pages on doctornoize.com you never visit… Check out all the full-length Doctor Noize articles that are now accessible on the Awards & Articles page. To the best of my knowledge, most of the people who wrote these reviews and articles were totally sober at the time. Even better, as far as I know not a single one of them is a blood relative, unless you consider Darwinist theory and go way, way back, in which case even a modern day salamander who wrote a positive article about Doctor Noize could be accused of cronyism.

5) Booking Contact Info!

Please note that to book Doctor Noize, you can now contact my fantastic Business & Sales (B.S.) Director Lynn Woods directly. Her contact info is posted at the Contact page, where company founder Cory Cullinan has been demoted to “President, Marketing Director & Naive Dreamer” — a figurehead title devoid of any real job responsibilities if there ever was one. Frankly, he was a bit of dead weight in the sales department anyway, and it’s good to see we’re upgrading to a more professional sales staff with Lynn. For example, she doesn’t start most phone conversations with: “Waaazzzuuuppp?”

Thanks for yer support from yer buddy for life,

Doctor Noize

P.S. “Waaazzzuuuuuppp?” backwards is “Pppuuuuuzzzaaaw?”
P.P.S. Remove yourself from the mailing list by responding “Doktor Noize kann nicht singen!” Danke. Vielen Dank.